corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry oh my fucking god
disneyprincest: yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open
disneyprincest: my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high
pizza: internetkilledmylife: what if you made one of your popular text posts your status on facebook and someone accused you of stealing that text post from tumblr happened to me once
notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
thepirateking: do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras
charmslapped: harry-is-my-kryptonitee: jaseherondale: charmslapped: John Green is currently #1 on TIME Magazine’s poll for Most Influential People of 2013, having almost twice as many votes as the person at #2. OmFg My history teacher shows us his videos omfg he talks way to fast
they-kept-their-silence: juicylouture: what if one day It would be time to somehow locate David Karp. We can always… nicely persuade him to bring Tumblr back up.
azayns: boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their...
xnevillelongbottom: professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity (ʘ‿ʘ)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: scarletbane: master-of-hallows: comedraco: i found rue’s capitol portrait GET OUT I CREY
matthiasplodes: tinyfacts: This is how giraffes sleep. Giraffe sleeps intermittently around 4.6 hours per day, mostly at night. It usually sleeps lying down, however, standing sleeps have been recorded, particularly in older individuals. Intermittent short “deep sleep” phases while lying are characterized by the giraffe bending its neck backwards and resting its head on the hip or thigh, a...